Friday, November 14, 2008

Lying Azz Bytch Chronicles...


First up, it's Ms. Alexis Miller. She's the one who accused NBA superstar, Shaquille O'Neal, of harrassing her by sending threatening emails and phone calls, promising her that he would end her career as an aspiring hip hop artist if she tried to end their relationship.

Now, word on the skreet is that Ms. Miller has dropped the restraining order request against O'Neal. A judge was set to hear the case late yesterday afternoon after many continuances, and found that documents filed late Wednesday afternoon showed that ol' gul had withdrawn her restraining order request.

I don't know about y'all, but if some dude was constantly calling me and threatening me to the point where I was in fear that I was gonna come up on some bodily harm, I wouldn't have squashed that shyt so easily. Sounds like another chick trying to come up on some quick paper...



Next up, is Ms. Adrienne Bailon, lead singer of Disney popular group, Cheetah Girls. Earlier this week all hell broke loose when this lil Cheetah slut said that her laptop was stolen at NYC JFK airport late last month and the culprit was holding the computer for ransom.

After that, nude pics of the singer were leaked all over the internet. Bailon admitted to the pics and said that they were taken for her boyfriend's, Rob Kardashian's, eyes only. And she was devastated that the pics were floating around like that for all eyes to see.

Yeah, right. Whatever.

Anyway, now all this shyt has come to the light that lil miss prissy ass had hired a publicist to deliberately release the photos to "sex up her image." Jonathan Jaxson, her partner-in-crime, snitched on her faster than you could say scat. He told FOX news that Bailon wanted to be looked at as sexy so that she could get more adult roles. Apparently, she's tired of the Disney gigs. Is this bytch crazy? I know them Disney checks is the bizness. Now, what turned out to be a boost for her career has come back to bite her in the azz... But then again, she's still getting publicity, right?

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